New Labour does it again! Tuesday, Feb 27 2007 

So the Government has declared a further clamp-down on dangerous driving, this time targeting mobile phone users. On the whole, i think this is a good thing. If using mobile phones causes accidents – which it probably does, mostly due to the fact you only have one hand to steer the car with if you are using a mobile – then it’s a fair restriction on people’s liberty to say they can’t use them while driving, and it’s probably fair to increase the penalties for flouting the law.

But i’m rather dismayed with some of the other aspects to this clamp-down, namely that using hands-free or bluetooth sets will also be an offence if it can be shown that this led to an accident. To quote from the BBC website:

Inspector Douglas Kirkham, from Lothian and Borders Road Policing Branch, warned drivers could be prosecuted if they were using a hands-free or Bluetooth kit.

He said: “If while making or having a conversation, even if you’re using a Bluetooth, you are not in proper control of your vehicle, then an offence has still been committed.”

Let’s just think about this for a second. The police propose to use their fast-developing technologies to determine if you were using a hands-free set just before an accident occurs. Leaving aside the Big Brother aspects of the state’s ability to do this, i’d like to point out an inconsistency here. If using a hands free set causes an accident (and should therefore be a prosecutable offence), this must be due toone (or possible both) of two reasons. Firstly, that physically operating the hands-free set causes the driver to be distracted from the road, thus causing an accident. Secondly, that having a conversation via the hands-free set leads to distraction and therefore results in an accident.

Now if the former is the case, then surely the government should be banning in-car stereos and radios, and accordingly prosecuting drivers who change frequency within the five minutes before an accident takes place. If the second reason is the case, then surely conversations in cars should be banned outright: it should become an offence to talk to anybody when you are driving, whether they are in the car or not.

So as i say, banning ordinary mobile phone use while driving seems to make sense, but extending the clamp-down to hands-free sets is just plainly idiotic, inconsistent and yet another case of this government’s apparent utter stupidity. Oh well, perhaps after being caught with my hands-free set, having caused a near-fatal accident, a police officer can march me to a cash-point and enforce an on-the-spot fine….

My idea of a hands free set…

Terrorists and Torture Monday, Feb 26 2007 

So Abu Qatada, everyone’s favourite Islamic extremist, has lost his appeal and is being sent to Jordan, where he was tried in absentia back in 1998 for his role in trying to blow people up. This is causing a stir as in all likelihood the Jordanian authorities will torture him before throwing him into prison until he dies. Oh, and this not just because Jordan hasn’t signed international treaties against torture, it’s also because Jordan is a backward, illiberal autocracy where power is vested in an unelected monarch with no respect for individual rights or freedoms. Yet we, the Liberal West, disapprove of torture, and so this seems morally wrong.

Now, contained in the following are some thoughts you might at first be shocked to here me of all people expressing, especially if you are on the liberal left. I ask you, however, to think carefully about what I have to say, and perhaps you’ll agree that I have a point.

To begin, i do not approve of torture. On the one hand, this is obvious; i am a humanist and don’t think hurting human beings is a good thing, especially when organised and implemented by state mechanisms. On the other, i see no justification for it by appealing to some supposed ‘greater good’. When under torture, a victim will tell his or her torturers whatever he or she thinks they want to hear. This is quite obviously so: if you are in unbearable agony, you will do anything to make it stop, not just including, but especially, lying. So various arguments seeping out of the American Right that torture will prevent terrorism - and is therefore supposedly justified accordingly – are basically nonsense. To reiterate, i do not support torture.

What i want to address here is a different issue, which goes like this. Abu Qatada, if extradited to Jordan, will be tortured, but the big question is whether we should really care. On the one hand, i am very much interested in how this plays out at a purely philosophical level, as this parallels issues arising from the doctrine of double-effect. That is, if we know Abu Qatada will be tortured when sent to Jordan, but our purpose in sending him to Jordan is to fulfil international obligations to return wanted criminals to the appropriate states, does it therefore follow that we are responsible for his being tortured? At a philosophical level, I am not in fact sure that it does. For more on this philosophical question, see Bennet’s thinking, wonderfully presented in the Tanner Lectures.

However, i want to focus on the question from a different angle. Let us think about Abu Qatada for a moment. Here is a man who advocates Sharia law, and has actively campaigned to see it introduced in Britain  – and by ‘campaigning’ i mean mostly that he rants about how the West is corrupt, immoral and should be removed by force in God’s name. Under Sharia law (at least, under Sharia law as i take it he would wish to see it interpreted, i.e. Iran-style), women would lose all rights, and amongst other things could be stoned to death for merely alleged adultery. Homosexuals would receive capital punishment. Democracy would be a thing of the past. An even quasi-independent judiciary would become unthinkable. A fundamentalist, extremist reading of the Qur’an would become the law, and Abu Qatada and his ilk the sole interpreters of it. And so torture - for homosexuals, “adulterous” women, girls who have sex before marriage (read also those who have been raped),  law breakers and thieves – would not only be accepted, it would become standard and expected. That is what Abu Qatada wants to happen in Britain. Think about that for a moment.

If you click on the link above, you can get a nice low-down of the grizzly plots and acts that Abu Qatada has engaged in. And then pause to reflect that he is in this country because he sought asylum. Now, my mother has done significant work with asylum seekers, and if you like i can relay some of the heartbreaking stories she told me. My particular favourites are the Zimbabwean political activist who was sent back to be murdered by Mugabe (incidentally he is dead now, thanks to the Foreign Office, who helpfully pointed out he didn’t have the right paperwork so couldn’t stay), or the 6 year old Turkish boy taken from his mother’s arms to be deported because the government computer (erroneously) listed him as having failed to be granted asylum. My point here is that the allegations that the immigration service is a complete mess are not the preserve of the Daily Mail’s closet racists. But letting men like Abu Qatada stay certainly gives the Daily Mail et al enough ammunition, and simply serves to further cheat those geniune seekers of asylum.

Abu Qatada has spent most of the last five years in British prison. Now here is another Daily Mail-esque point, but unfortunately it’s an uncomfortably true one. Namely, that it costs a heck of a lot of money to keep people in prison, and i’m finding it hard to see why British tax payers should pay for the upkeep of a man who has contributed nothing to this society except hate, despite the fact that he is only here because we extend to him the humanistic considerations he would see deny to the majority of this nation’s population (by majority read all women, all non-heterosexuals, and all non-Muslims). What is this man doing here?

Now, in general i support the work of groups like Human Rights Watch, but in this case i think they have missed the point. And my point is this. Abu Qatada rejects everything that we think is good and right with the world; he wants to destroy over 400 years of liberal progress and replace it with a theocratic autocracy; he wants to destroy our very society. I happen to think liberal democracy is a very good thing. And within that, i believe that human rights should be defended. But i do not see why i should extend my sympathy to a man like Abu Qatada, especially after we have extended sympathy towards him in the past, and he has only spat hate and contempt back in our faces. When we send him back to Jordan, he will probably be tortured. I frankly do not care. Torture is deplorable, and i will fight to my dying breath to prevent this state and government ever employing it. But i do not think – and perhaps you may agree with me, though of course many will not - that it is paradoxical to simultaneously say that if in the process of removing a man who is the antithesis of everything we value, and a danger to our very way of life, he ends up being tortured by some other group of degenerate illiberal autocrats, then it is no skin off our collective nose.

I’m sure objectors will cry out that we ought to take the moral high ground: that if we take action that leads to a man being tortured, we are as bad as he is, or as bad as states like Jordan. But are we? There comes a point when we have to tell people like Abu Qatada where to get off; that we simply do not care what happens to them, because we see no good reason why we should. Benevolence, contrary to popular opinion, need not be universal, and can indeed be forfeited. I’m proud to be on the liberal left, but part of that pride consists in facing up to hard issues. This is a hard issue, let’s face up to it.

I think I just heard the liberal shit hitting the fan.

The Fan

Is it safe to have our railways under the control of this creature? Monday, Feb 26 2007 

There are a lot of good arguments against rail privatisation. I’m tempted to think that even die-hard Tories will confess that, 15 years on, the rail network is a natural monopoly, and should have been left as a state-run venture.

 But i feel recent events reveal the one irrefutable argument against privatisation.

Privatisation leads to our rail networks being run by prehistoric creatures, most of whom died out partly due to an ice age, and partly due to an inferior ability to develop language. But one of them survived. He owns Virgin Trains. Can this really be allowed to continue?

          A Neanderthal                               Richard Branson

                          A Neanderthal                                          Richard Branson

 

Edit – Would various people please get a sense of humour? Of course i know that network rail operates the track maintenance in Cumbria, and of course i know Branson isn’t responsible. Believe it or not, i also know he’s not a neanderthal. This entry is a daft joke i wrote at 1am because i couldn’t sleep. Oh, and if anyone comes out with “but it’s a tragedy, you can’t joke about a tragedy” please shove your keyboard up your own arse before i do it for you.

Nick Cohen Moments Sunday, Feb 25 2007 

Yesterday i got round to picking up Nick Cohen’s new book, ‘What’s Left?, which is causing a bit of a stir amongst the liberal left (the book, not my purchasing it).

As a general rule, i like what Cohen has to say. His pieces in The Observer are always well considered, poignant and thought-provoking, and his earlier book ‘Pretty Straight Guys’ is a simultaneously hilarious yet utterly depressing dissection of New Labour. It remains to be seen whether i will agree with/enjoy ‘What’s Left?’, but when i’ve read it (probably by the end of the first week of the Easter vacation, so about three weeks from now) i’ll stick my thoughts up here.

 However, the reason for this blog, is that after reading the blurb i was reminded of the extract from ‘What’s Left?’ that came with The Observer about a month ago. In the passage i am thinking of, Cohen describes how he ‘nearly fell off his chair’ when he found out his compassionate, kind and intelligent history teacher voted Conservative.

This brought my own childhood back to me. I had numerous such Cohen-moments, always with teachers or other (respected) authority figures. As a child/young teenager, i spent years wrestling with what seemed to me an impossible paradox. It was obvious that Conservatives were a bad party, motivated by greed, selfishness and all that is wrong with the world. But most of the people i knew were not greedy, selfish or proponents of all that is wrong in the world. Yet clearly most people voted Conservative, or they wouldn’t have stayed in government for 18 years. This to me seemed an impossible situation; how could people, en masse, vote for Evil?

The confusion that grew from this paradox led me to propose all sorts of wacky theories: that democracy clearly was insane, because it consistently gave power to the Bad Guys. Or that our elderly next-door neighbour should be ‘helped’ in voting. That is, we should go to the polling station for her, and vote Labour. After all, she was clearly mistaken in wanting to vote Conservative, for it was precisely that party’s ruling of Britain that led to the dire predicament she faced every winter as a pensioner on the poverty line: should she have the electric fire or (but not and) the television switched on tonight?

Of course, that thinking is as childish as i was (being a child and all). But i like to think of it as the first time i wrestled with the problem of akrasia in some form, even thought i didn’t know it. Though i must confess, i do still struggle with the question of how the poorest can go on voting for parties that do the least for them (for example, poor whites in the Southern USA voting Republican, when the Democrats would and have offered them significantly more).

So i was wondering, who else went through this? And what crazy thoughts did/do you have on the matter? What falling-off-chair-experiences did anyone else have? And you don’t have to be writing from the Left. Those of a different political persuasion are more than encouraged to respond or offer their own experiences and perspectives.

 Go on, comment. I know far more people have read this than have left comments. So humour me. Please?

Nick Cohen

(P.S. How can somebody whose political opinions i find so agreeable and, well, right, look so much like a Bond villain? Does this count as a Cohen-moment?)

David Cameron Tuesday, Feb 20 2007 

I’ve spoken in person to a few people about this man, and his connection to what is known as the Bullingdon Club at Oxford, and why this should make us all very suspicious of him.

I came across an excellent blog article  which says what i wanted to say, but better than i could have said it. Whether you already suspected Cameron to be a slimeball, or whether you thought he was actually sort of a nice guy, make sure you read this little piece.

(Proper blogs to follow shortly, just not had time to put up the epic rant about I.D. cards yet…)

Hope for Hollywood? Monday, Feb 19 2007 

I haven’t been to the cinema for longer than i’d like. Tonight i saw Blood Diamond. Anyone even remotely interested in African politics, or what one might crassly term ‘global justice’ (what ever that means) will appreciate this film. But everyone should see it.

 It’s heartening to know that Hollywood can produce something of this calibre, and say something important. Oh, and DeCaprio can actually act.

Tough on Crime, Tough on the Causes of Crime? Sunday, Feb 18 2007 

Today Tony Blair – or as my philosophy tutor Bob Hargrave calls him, ‘that Evil Little Goblin’ – announced that he would like to see the age one can be prosecuted for gun crime reduced.

 I doubt anybody is really paying attention, because we seem to get this bucket-load of Blair rhetoric on crime every other week, whether it’s straight from the horse’s or the attack dog’s mouth*.  But this one really gets on my nerves.

Do you think, Mr Blair, that the young (predominantly black) men of Britain are shooting and killing each other simply because they know they won’t go to prison for being caught with a gun? And equally, do you think that lowering the age for gun-crime prosecutions will stop them behaving as they are? It seems to me rather a silly position to hold. After all, if by the age of 14 or 15 a person is in a psychological state where they are prepared to kill another human being, threatening to send them to prison if we catch them with a gun is nothing but window dressing. These young men are so estranged from basic human values that they kill people: what a terrifying state of affairs to have reached. Mr Blair, these people are so far gone past the point of ordinary human interaction and compassion, that simply threatening to send them to prison amounts to nothing more than ignoring the tragedy of what that they have become.

But then again, this was never about those young, dead, black boys in London, was it Mr Blair? This was about swing voters and their copies of the Mail on Sunday. The heir of Socialism indeed.

The Evil Little Goblin

*For those who don’t watch News Night, Jeremy Paxman once called John Reid Labour’s Attack Dog, to which John Reid responded angrily, by behaving exactly like an Attack Dog.

Well of course i want to prevent global warming, but don’t expect ME to pay for it… Saturday, Feb 17 2007 

So Red Ken is extending the congestion charge in Kensington. My heart bleeds for all those rich folk in their £4m houses.

 Of course, not everyone in Kensington is rich: there are valid arguments that increased congestion charges will hurt poorer people too. Unfortunately, if we want to stop global warming, everyone has to pay a price. So here’s a solution, though i doubt the Tory Faithful (who i suspect were predominant) out on the march today will like it.

It goes like this. Impose the congestion charge on everyone. Then tax people earning over £100,000 at 50% on every £1 over that benchmark, and redistribute it to the poor of Kensington (and the rest of Britain) who these affluent motorists in their Porsches obviously care so much about. That redistribution could come in the form of small-business support, if you like, thus preventing a ‘collapse of the local economy’ with ’small businesses going under’.

 That going down any easier? Thought not. Oh well, lets all get breathing disorders from living in polluted cities, kiss good-bye to the polar bears, while complaining about poor local service provision due to the lack of funds given to local authorities instead. That all makes for such wonderful dinner party conversation - even if deep down you don’t really give a toss - doesn’t it?

Aint no ‘idden political agendas ‘ere guv’ner

More good news for the Super Rich, but not for Mother Earth Thursday, Feb 15 2007 

So following the decision to withdraw from the Coke War, realising that Virgin Cola can never compete in the bi-partite oligopoly that is CocaCola vs Pepsi, Mr Branson is setting up his latest money making scheme.

That’s right, a tourist rocket to take the super rich into space. Ignore what that woman says about making it accessible to ‘everybody’. Virgin care about profits. When you’re flying six people into space at a time, there’s no worthwhile economies of scale to exploit, so you have to charge mega-bucks per seat. The only reason Branson would care about making this project ‘accessible’ to lots of people would be if it made him bags full of money to do so – and it won’t, so he won’t.

So while the gap between rich and poor gets ever wider, both in Western societies, and between the West and the Rest, the emerging caste of Super Rich will be able to get away from it all in the most literal sense ever. Nice.

Of course, we can’t blame Branson for seeing a gap in the market and taking it – that, after all, is the nature of the beast we live with (capitalism, not Branson: i’m glad i don’t live with him). But what we can stick him in the eye for is the fact that sending rockets into space utilises a TREMENDOUS amount of fuel, all of which is carbon based. In an age when it is undeniable that global warming is happening, and that human beings are the cause, this is beyond the pale. Forget RyanAir and Easy Jet, Virgin Galctic is here.

But what really makes my blood boil is that news of Branson’s space holiday project comes just a couple of weeks after his PR friendly announcement of a $3bn pledge to fight global warming. What a horrible little shit. String him up by the nearest lamp post, the tax-evading scum-fucker.

What a little shit

- Edit: According to my good friend Phil Thorne, my above claim about the damaging effects of space travel may indeed be false. Space shuttles are launched using liquid hydrogen, which is a clean, non-fossil fuel. I don’t know how Branson’s rockets will take off, but if they’re like space shuttles, then my claim about global warming etc is wrong. However, I still hate Richard Branson, and he can still go and fuck himself.

Rocks and Hard Places…. Wednesday, Feb 14 2007 

So the US presidential primaries are looming, and the actual election is only a mere 21 months away, and already people are getting excited even on this side of the pond. Why? Because of Barak ‘i’m much better at dealing with a past involving drug-use than Clinton, and did you notice i’m black?’ Obama.

There’s a lot of fuss being made about this man - and rightly so. In a country which is in many ways still deeply prejudiced against people of African descent, the emergence of a black candidate who stands a realistic chance of challenging for even the Democratic nomination, let alone the presidency, is heartening news indeed. But i’m somewhat apprehensive about the potential outcome of a successful Obama nomination. Here goes…

 On the one hand, there are a some pluses attached to an Obama win. Firstly, it would prevent the possibility of a presidential history that runs Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton. That’s important for two reasons. First, because in any country professing to be a democracy, the notion that the ultimate political office comes to resemble merely the periodic alternation between two competing dynastic families is worrying and troublesome for a whole host of reasons i don’t want to bother spelling out now. Second, because i don’t like Hilary Clinton. While i think her gender is important – having a woman president is as groundbreaking as having a black president – I don’t trust this bitch one inch. From what i can tell, she is cold, calculating, cynical, deceptive and ruthless. To what extent she picked up Old Bill’s ability to be a double dealing bastard, get caught, and still walk away looking like the Golden Boy, I don’t know. But i don’t much want to find out. While Clinton 1 may have been the paradigm of political excellence (in the cynical sense of how to be a successful politician and get away with everything and anything), i don’t much care to find out how far Clinton 2 can emulate that. Especially when Bush 2 was even worse than Bush 1.

But here’s the problem with an Obama nomination. Postulate that he ‘does a Cameron’, and sweeps onwards and upwards, buoyed by a feeling of optimism, and a desire for radical change long over-due in the Democratic Party (incidentally, it is the Democratic Party, contrary to much popular belief, partly born of a policy by Republicans to refer to them only as the Democrats in a subtle war of words). Now imagine that, unlike Cameron, Obama can produce genuine policies. This is not unthinkable: proposing a whole new stance on Iraq (for example bothering to listen to the Iraq Survey Group), adopting a new less aggressive and arrogant approach to foreign policy, rejecting Neo-Conservatism, even if only in glistening rhetoric with little intellectual substance (as surely only the most staunch of American right-wingers could still see the Neo-cons as on anything more than borrowed time, so ripping on the Neo-cons is free points right now), plus proposing to actually do something about the environment and climate change, and advancing economic policies that don’t involve mounting up billions of dollars of foreign debt, while allowing attempting to claw the US balance of payments deficit back from the obscene, will go a hell of a long way. Unlike the Blair Administration and the Tories in Britain, the Bush Administration’s mountain of cock-ups and inadequacies has made things relatively easy for the Democrats.

So Obama is seen as a real alternative: a fresh change after eight years of disastrous, incompetent rule, the pinacle of which being a war nobody wants to be fighting. It thus seems there’s a real race on for the Presidency. But wait, what’s this? John McCain has been chosen as the Republican candidate. And his years of experience in the workings of national government give him one major, and generally perceived, advantage over Obama.

But that’s OK, say the Democratic Party: McCain is old guard, the people want a change. Obama’s inexperience plays into his own hands: he reminds the people of Lincoln, and possibly Kennedy. He doesn’t have baggage from years of being a Republican, watching happily as Republicans did bad things. Obama, they say, will capture the people’s hearts. But will he?

I don’t think the following scenario is particulary hard to imagine. In 2008, America goes to the polls. The Eastern Seaboard States will do anything to get rid of the Republicans, and they go overwhelmingly Democrat (as they always do). California of course follows suit, as do the other usual suspects. In the Republican heartlands like Utah and Texas, (some of which of course retain their disproportionate number of votes in the electoral college), the notion of a Black Democratic President scares the shit out of voters, and those states go Republican like never before. But this is all child’s play. What we all know really matters is which way the swing states go, the ones that really decide the election. And my pessimistic fear is this. That despite eight years of really fucking things up, despite an illegal war in which thousands of Americans (will) have died (i’m sadly not convinced tha the figures for Iraqi deaths will cut much ice in the key US states), and despite the fact Bush will probably end his second term as the one of the worst presidents in US history, second only perhaps to Nixon, the people of middle America just aren’t ready to be ruled by a nigger. My fear is that at the last minute, the choice between an experienced, WASP McCain, and an inexperienced black man will tip too many people’s scales. And the low levels of literacy, voter-enrollment and political interest among black communities will ensure black votes are not enough to offset this. The result? Four more years of Republican rule; a disaster not only for America, but for the entire world.

So is it worth the risk, Barak? Is it worth the risk? Now of course, it may be that Clinton puts us in the same unpleasant situation: can swing-state voters come to put their faith in a woman? I’m not sure they can. But it seems more likely than for a man with the wrong colour skin. That’s the Rock, as i see it.

The Hard Place is that I am inclined to feel that for the sake of America and the World, the Democrats must find a white, experienced, moderately liberal 50-year old male to ensure victory in 2008. And i don’t like saying such things. But then again, while i use the word ’ensure’, at the last attempt the Democrats produced John Kerry, possibly the least charismatic or convincing candidate imaginable – so bad in fact he did what from this side of the Atlantic seemed impossible; he lost to Bush.

The question is, America, how far have you really come, and how brave can you really be? The world watches and waits in desperate anticipation. Prove me wrong, and don’t let us down.

Barak Obama

                

A thing of the past?

                                           

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