Quote of the Day #9 Sunday, Dec 30 2007 

“And in fact we do find that the more one devotes one’s cultivated reason to the enjoyment of life and happiness, the further away does one get from true contentment. This is why a certain degree of misology i.e., hatred of reason, arises in many people, including those who have been most tempted by this use of reason, if only they are candid enough to admit it. For, according to their calculation of all the benefits they draw – I will not say from the invention of all the arts of common luxury, but even from the sciences (which in the final analysis seem to them to be only a luxury of the understanding) – they find that instead of gaining in happiness they have only brought more trouble on their heads. They therefore come to envy, rather than to despise, more ordinary people, who are closer to being guided by mere natural instinct and who do not let their reason have much influence on conduct.”  

Kant, Groundwork for the Metaphysics of Morals

So I think we can take it that Kant got picked on in school for being clever, and never really forgot about it.

Seriously Saturday, Dec 29 2007 

How stupid do you have to be to keep a dangerous dog AND let it roam unmuzzled around small children? Stupid enough to think that your dog transcends instinct, I suppose. Then again, when people are as thick as their dogs, what’s the surprise when things go wrong?

But after all, it’s not like this is the first time, is it?

And you know what, I’m now going to do something unusual (for me), and advocate more fucking police work. Because I have lost count of the times I have been in parks, or just walking down the street, and seen people with rottweilers, or bull-terriers of some description, running around unmuzzled. I often suspect that such dogs are probably illegal, because with bull-terriers it’s often the case that they are cross-breeds with something illegal, usually a Pit Bull. Regardless, these are classed as dangerous dogs even if not illegal, and by law should be muzzled.

I’ve never, ever seen the law being enforced. Last summer I was playing football in Oxford University Parks with some friends, when a group of kids came past. I watched as one of them deliberately unleashed his dog, which was a bull-terrier of some kind. I think it was a Stafordshire, which isn’t illegal unless cross-bread with something like a Pit Bull, but is still legally required to be muzzled. The dog promptly ran over and punctured one of our balls. Then the little bastard with the other dog let that one off the lead too, just for a laugh. As these kids were about 14, we decided to go and confront them about this figuring they probably wouldn’t actually risk doing anything to us. As you can imagine, they were highly articulate in their defence. When I pointed out to the one with the dog that it was legally required to muzzle it, his reply was “Yeah? What the fuck are you gonna do about it?”.

Quite. What the fuck was I going to do about it? Short of kicking his dog, which i considered, but would have been unfair because it was him I wanted to kick. The fact was, if a family had been out picnicking in the park that day it could easily have been a toddler and not a ball that the dog went for. And what the fuck could we have done about it? 

 So maybe it’s time we start getting really tough on dangerous dog owners (and to make a crass generalisation, they’re usually wankers anyway), sending a message that it’s not acceptable to keep dangerous animals and not obey the law? Next time I see somebody with a dangerous dog without a muzzle, I might just get all Daily Mail on their arse, and not feel at all bad about it. 

Kant and Ethics Saturday, Dec 29 2007 

Just a revision essay for me, thought a few people might find it interesting/useful.

Is a good will the only thing good in itself? 

Kant’s Grundlegung is for the most part a series of logical deductions derived from a set of starting assumptions – assumptions which for Kant might plausibly be considered as axioms. Thus in order to assess the positive propositions of the Grundlegung it is necessary to examine those assumptions, foremost amongst which is the proposition that the only thing good in itself is a good will.

What does Kant mean by saying that a good will is the only thing good in itself? It is nothing more than a formulation of the fundamental Kantian assumption about ethical action: that for an action to be truly ethical – one might say, ethically ‘pure’ – it must be done because it is required by reason, and in no way because of sentiment, passion, or as Kant puts it, ‘inclination’. Indeed, this one assumption is what does the work in Kant’s ethical thinking, and other assumptions can be seen as alternative or particular manifestations of it. If one accepts this key Kantian assumption about reason, embedded in the first page of Chapter 1, as well as in the preface, the rest of the Grundlegung flows as a matter of course.

So should we accept this Kantian assumption? I will try and show that Kant provides no good reason that we should, and that one is entitled to reject Kant’s austere take on the role of reason. Consequently, one is entitled to reject much of the Grundlegung as a whole.

 

 Let us first consider Kant’s initial argument. Kant begins Chapter 1 by establishing his claim that a good will is that which wills at what is demanded by reason. A good will is not qualified by any external trappings, it “is not good because of its effects or accomplishments, and not because of its adequacy to achieve any proposed end”[1]. Rather, it is to will what is dictated by reason, regardless of utility. Of course, Kant merely asserts this in §7 of Chapter 1, no argument is provided. This is no surprise, however, as Kant is simply stating his starting assumptions (or as I suggest we think of them, axioms). Argument is introduced in §8 when Kant sees he must justify the peculiar implications of his starting assumption. Kant points out that a being properly equipped for life is given by nature the best faculties for fulfilling its needs. Kant goes on to note that “if nature’s real purpose for a being possessed of reason and a will were its preservation, its welfare, or in a word its happiness, then nature would have hit on a very bad arrangement if it assigned the creature’s reason the job of carrying out this purpose”[2]. Instinct would do a far better job. Further, why would nature allow us to have reason if its purpose was only to meddle in the tasks of instinct? No, “Nature would have taken over not only the choice of ends but also that of means, and would with wise foresight have entrusted both to instinct alone”[3]. Yet nature would not produce something for no purpose, and as reason is evidently a practical faculty, it follows that its purpose is “to produce a will which is good in itself, not just good as a means to some further end [e.g. personal wealth, the happiness of anther, etc]”[4]. Put another way, the fact that we even have reason at all is proof that fully (or ‘pure’) ethical action must go beyond the realm of the merely practical and contingent. 

Should we accept this argument? Firstly it is worth noting that Kant is expressly answering a challenge set by Hume: for Hume pointed out that one of the prime reasons for relegating the importance of reason in explaining human behaviour (in all spheres) was it’s sheer impotence and inefficacy in so many cases. Thus Kant is attempting to take precisely Hume’s point, and turn it against a Humean line of thinking. Regardless, Kant’s argument seems open to a major objection corresponding to two major features of the argument. Firstly, the argument is implicitly teleological. For Kant, reason has an end: it does not simply exist as something human beings happen to have for no particular purpose (or purposes), but quite the contrary it has an express purpose, and that purpose is something which can be itself discovered by (a priori) human reasoning. Secondly, and connectedly, reason has a function: again, it doesn’t just exist doing nothing, it exists so as to carry out some function; and what is more there is a correct function for reason to carry out.  

Yet it seems unclear why a modern reader should accept either the teleology or the functional aspect of Kant’s thought. For example, why must man and his faculties aim at some end? Post-Darwinians like ourselves might be reluctant to say that man’s faculties must all be ordained to achieve some end, through fulfilment of a particular function. For example, we might wish to say that in evolutionary terms those creatures able to reason were able to develop language, and hence were far more likely to survive (through communicating with the group for mutual protection) and reproduce. As a result, the faculty of reason developed. However, that faculty may have just happened to develop beyond the strict needs of evolution, allowing for the possibility of abstract conceptual thought. As this was not detrimental to survival and reproduction capacities (it may even have been beneficial), it was never eliminated. Yet it does not follow that abstract and conceptual reasoning has any form of purpose, end or function. Of course, Kant could reply – and this was certainly implicit in his thinking – that man has at least an end (if not necessarily a function) because he was created by God. But accepting that argument means accepting another assumption that we may see no good reason to countenance. Thus the argument from the features of reason provides no convincing explanation as to why we should accept that a good will is the only thing good in itself. It does, however, bring out three features latent in Kant’s thought: his Pietist upbringing, a certain affinity with Aristotle, and his (forgivable) pre-Darwinian limitations.  

As far as I can tell, Kant only mounts one other attempt to justify his starting assumption that truly ethical action is devoid of inclination, obeying only the commands of reason: the discussion of the Three Shopkeepers in §10. Even here, however, we see that the justification requires reference back to the Kantian assumption.  

The thought experiment goes as follows: we have three shopkeepers, each of whom charges their customers fairly. One does this because he calculates that he turns the greatest long-term profit this way. Another does it because he enjoys treating his customers fairly. The last does it because he recognises a moral duty, prescribed by reason, to not cheat customers, even though he has no inclination to help his customers, and indeed might actually desire to cheat them. It is clear that anyone can agree with Kant that the first shopkeeper does not act morally. The important distinction comes between the second and third. One can certainly see the motivations behind Kant’s thinking. If the second shopkeeper has a turn of heart, he may start cheating his customers: there is no guarantee that he will continue to behave morally. Furthermore, it may seem as though his moral behaviour is in some way ‘infected’ by self-referential motivations, making it seem that the act is done merely for self love, in which case it cant really be moral, because it is on a par with the behaviour of the first shopkeeper. But to accept these thoughts is already to concede too much to Kant. For one should press against him the following question: “why consider an action done out of inclination be considered as infected? Why not think of ethical conduct as based upon feelings of mutual sympathy, and indeed see it as a positive benefit that people enjoy treating each other fairly and kindly?”. Kant’s reply will no doubt have to be: “because the only true ethical action is one done not out of inclination but out of rational respect for the moral law”. Yet of course that isn’t an answer, it is simply a repetition of an assumption that one is perfectly entitled to challenge.   

Thus the Three Shopkeepers are really only a manifestation of Kant’s starting assumption, and in no way justify it. In turn, we are still none the wiser as to why a good will should be the only thing good in itself, because we still might find ourselves questioning – as any Humean in ethics is sure to do – the assumption that action done out of inclination cannot ipso facto be moral.  

Or course, one may wish to agree with Kant on this matter – I have offered no reasons as to why his assumption is necessarily wrong. Rather, I have tried to show that there exist no good arguments – at least, not provided by Kant – for thinking that it is right, either. Indeed, whether one opts to subscribe to Kant’s position may not even be something that can be settled by argument: it may come down to simple temperament, in which case the earlier language of ‘axioms’ seems increasingly apt. The point here is that if one finds Kant’s fundamental assumption implausible, or somehow misguided, one will conclude that there is no good reason to believe that a good will is the only thing good in itself. And rather dramatically, if one finds that this is the conclusion they reach, by the same logical eloquence that Kant used to derive the rest of the Grundlegung, one will be led to reject much of the 39 sections comprising 63 pages that follow the example of the Shopkeepers.



[1] GM § 7

[2] GM § 8

[3] Ibid

[4] Ibid

For Will Jones Saturday, Dec 29 2007 

Takes flight only at dusk…. 
Get it?

Quote of the Day #8 plus a bit extra Saturday, Dec 29 2007 

Chris Brooke thinks that Hobbes is really funny. Short of injecting your own jokes about there not being any JCBs in the State of Nature, or describing Old Thomas as nasty British and short, I’ve never really seen it myself. On the other hand, Alexis de Tocqueville’s Democracy in America really is funny:

“Men have lost the common law of manners and they have not yet resolved to do without it; but each strives to form a certain arbitrary and changing rule with the debris of former usages, so that manners have neither the regularity nor the grandeur that they often display among aristocratic peoples, nor the simple and free turn that one sometimes remarks in them in democracy; they are all at once constrained and without constraint”

So here we have Alexis de Tocqueville explaining why democratic peoples will inevitably end up being rude. But then again, the Americans had it down to a find art even in his time…

“Americans, in their relations with foreigners, appear impatient at the least censure, and insatiable for praise. The slimmest eulogy is agreeable to them and the greatest is rarely enough to satisfy them; and if you resist their entreaties, they praise themselves. One would say that, doubting their own merit, they want to have a picture of it before their eyes each instant. Their vanity is not only greedy, it is restive and envious. It grants nothing while demanding constantly. It is entreating and quarrelsome at the same time”.

Both quotes are taken from near the end of Democracy in America, where one really starts to sense that Tocqueville is fed up with Americans, and with democracy in general. I speculate that by Volume II Part 4 Tocqueville wasn’t merely considering the possibility of democracy turning to absolute despotism, he was absolutely dreading it because he fully expected it. And not least because for him there just was no escape (equality of conditions is, after all, ordained by providence itself).

But that is part of what makes Tocqueville so interesting for me. He arrives at so many similar conclusions to Mill, but he gets there by such different means. I know that Mill read Tocqueville, and that ultimately they have some outstanding differences, roughly: Mill thinks that individualism is great because it encourages experiments in living, the collision of ideas and opinions, and ultimately self-consciously achieved maximum human flourishing. Tocqueville thinks it leads to isolationism, petty-mindedness, concern only with small selfish projects, and ultimately an end to grand passions and the end of the ages of great virtues and great heroes. He tolerates it on a sort of utilitarian calculation: this way fewer people lead utterly horrible lives even though far fewer people will lead truly glorious lives (here there is an interesting similarity with Nietzsche, although not an enduring one for obvious reasons). Mill thinks individualism is in itself something fantastic.

So although old John Stuart is still my Number One Historical Liberal Political Thinker, Alexis isn’t far off, because part of me – the Nietzschean part – is really attracted to his dark, pessimistic take on human beings. I’ve got to say that if you asked me who would come runner-up to Mill out of Locke and Tocqueville, I’d be really hard-pressed to pick. The trouble is that both Democracy in America, and, say, The Second Treatise on Government are not only fantastic pieces of political philosophy, they are also fantastically well-written pieces of literature. And that is something I think is often forgotten or under-appreciated about these two works in particular, although the same tends to be true of classic political works generally (excluding, perhaps, Aristotle’s Politics, and possibly Weber’s writings because while they are fantastic they are deliberately as dry and analytic as possible, which of course has its own separate and impressive virtues).

Incidentally this is why I suspect that Rawls’ A Theory of Justice might not stand the test of time. For on the one hand, what the bloody hell do you do after you’ve read it? It simply leaves you with absolutely no guidance as to how to conduct your own political life knowing that the Original Position and its theoretical outcomes won’t ever be entered into, let alone be taken seriously by any actual real-world political actors. And that seems to be true for you either as citizen or legislator. Whatismore, i don’t think that A Theory of Justice qualifies in any sense as great literature. It’s certainly great political and moral philosophy even for all its well-known flaws. But great literature it certainly is not.

What geeks get up to when they have no essays to write. Saturday, Dec 29 2007 

A recent MSN conversation.

 Sagar says: Immanuel Kant the Manuel Cunt

James says: If transcendental beings are possible, then i wonder if transcendental cunts are too?

James says: Try finding the clitoris on one of those, it’s not even inside space-time!

Sagar says: You’d have to impose it via your own consciousness

Sagar says: You as subject creating object

Sagar says: But as causation is an imposition of your consciousness, the upshot is that you should always make her come

James says: And be able to last as long as you want

Sagar says: See lasting isn’t a problem for me, cos i only want to last 2 minutes

James says: Well, given you’re a transcendental being creating your own reality including causal regularities, you can wire her up to come before then anyway.

And you thought we’d exhausted the Kant and Sex jokes in the first line…

Infinity, Monkeys and Shakespeare Friday, Dec 28 2007 

At a friend’s birthday meal a few weeks ago somebody brought up the issue of whether a monkey, sat at a typewriter hitting random keys for infinity would at some point produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Rather amazingly, I found that only myself and one other philosopher at the table insisted that this was merely possible and not inevitable. Everyone else, most of whom had backgrounds in mathematics , insisted it would happen.

I’ve been thinking this one over, and I’m still convinced that I am right. So here goes.

 Firstly, I am not saying that the monkey definitely won’t produce the complete works of Shakespeare (CWS). That the monkey is writing for infinity means that it is possible that he could, at some point, just hit random keys in a certain sequence so that he accidentally (re)produced CWS. But it doesn’t, i insist, follow that he will.

Secondly, and connectedly, it is important to establish what is meant by ‘infinity’. One definition the mathematicians employed was, from what I could tell, the claim that “all possible events occur”. That is, that for infinity to be infinity, everything that is logically possible must occur. Now if this definition of infinity is employed, then i conceed that the monkey willproduce CWS if it types for infinity. But that’s a straightforward result of the definition, and hence is tautologous, and in turn utterly uninteresting. Of course I understand that it was for precisely this definition of infinity that the monkey example was devised. But at the meal, I made that exact point and people still insisted on a stronger claim about infinity, monkeys and CWS.

Alternatively, if we’re thinking about infinity as “goes on forever and never ever stops, ever”, it does not follow that the monkey willproduce CWS. Of course it could – that is a logical possibility and so cannot be ruled out seen as the monkey is going to be sat at his typewriter forever (or more accurately, will never stop being sat typing on his typewriter) - but it is certainly not the case that it will.

To see this is simple. That the monkey bangs out one random sequence of letters does not preclude the possibility of it banging out the exact same random sequence again at a later point. Now let’s postulate that the monkey (for some reason we need not bother stipulating) just so happens to bang out five distinct sequences. But that’s all he does: just bangs those five out, S1 to S5. When he’s finished S5, he (randomly) starts again at S1. And when he gets to S5, he goes back to S1, and so on (quite literally) ad infinitum. Note that this is permitted because it is logically possible that the monkey just happens to bang out the same five sequences. But if the monkey can – and let’s say does – repeat his sequences into infinity, then it follows that he will not produce CWS. Thus as a matter of elementary logic, while it is possible that the monkey will produce CWS, it doesn’t follow that he will.

Romeo, Romeo, let me eat your fleas…

I Am Legend: A Post-Iraq Possibility Friday, Dec 28 2007 

The other day when staying in France I went with my cousins to see I Am Legend (although in France they call it Je Suis Une Legende, so they lost something in the translation there). I was pleasantly surprised. A film in which Will Smith is the last man in New York, and he has to save the world…well it sounds nauseating. However it’s surprisingly gripping, and his acting is at times very convincing and shows an emotional depth I never thought he had. After I’d seen it though I couldn’t help but put my analysis hat on, and I’ve come to the conclusion that it is a film which could only have been made post-Iraq, and represents a significant shift in American attitudes, or at least tries to encourage said shift. Below is my analysis, although I warn anyone who hasn’t seen it that this contains major plot spoilers.

Firstly, the zombie-killers that have taken over the world are enormously allegorical on a number of levels. In the film they were the result of an attempt by American science to make the world a better place, but something went wrong and in America’s cock-sureness it created a monster (or several billion of them). This is straightforwardly allegorical for a number of things: the American invasion of Iraq with the aim of ending dictatorship and spreading liberal democracy resulting only in chaos and bloodshed; the fact that much of the Muslim world has become embittered against the spread of American values and culture – which the American spread only with good will and intention – as well as with American foreign policy; the arming of the Taliban in Afghanistan in the 1980’s to stop the spread of communism resulting in a new and more deadly enemy emerging (in the film, the virus that turns people into zombies was originally developed as a cure for cancer). If one was pushing the boat out, one could say that the figure of a blood-thirsting zombie psychopath, who is both intelligent and resourceful in killing people, but cannot be reasoned with, is pretty much the American popular conception of Muslims in general.

 Developing the last point, towards the end of the film Will Smith discovers a cure for the virus, but it’s too late. The zombies have broken into his compound and are going to kill him. Through the bullet-proof glass that is about to be shattered by the head zombie, he pleads with them to stop because he now knows how to cure them, having learned from the error of Man’s ways. But they do not – cannot – listen to him. These creatures that have been made by man might slowly be saved with great effort – but many of them will have to be killed. It’s not too hard to read into that particular scene, although if my reading is correct it is interesting to note that Americans are now starting to face up to the fact they may have had a hand in creating their latest and most deadly enemies.

 The film also has messages about American values in the post-Iraq world, not just commentary about Muslims as zombies. For example, in the aforementioned scene when Smith has discovered the cure, he locks a young boy and a woman who have recently come into the film in a bomb-shelter thing. Then he blows himself up with a hand grenade to take out all the zombies in his house. There are a number of messages here.

Firstly, just before the zombies attack Smith repudiates any belief in God. He believes that God never existed, only man’s follies. By the end of the scene with the hand grenade, he has received a sort of subtly-pulled off revelation. The message is that God looks after good people, though they may have to put up with immense hardships in the intervening period. This is reminiscent of loads of stuff in the Bible of course, the Book of Job, the Israelites spending 40 years in the desert, the Flood that destroys all but righteous Noah and his family etc. Generally it’s just a message about God, that all Americans can continue to easily digest.

Secondly, it is worth noting that the woman who comes into the film is Puerto Rican. Here we have a Latin American woman who not only saves an American’s life at a crucial moment, but goes on to transport the anti-virus that will save the world. Again the message is clear: America has shat on its “back yard” since it became America, but now it realises that the War on Terror might go an awful lot better if the peoples of South America repudiate past injustices and abuses and rally behind the U.S.

Thirdly, Will Smith says repeatedly in the film that he cannot leave New York because that is where the zombie crisis began, and this is where he must stay to put things right. He simply cannot leave until the job is done, even if that means he must die in the process. It’s not hard to think of somewhere in the real world Americans have decided they wont leave until the job is done, no matter how many must die in the process. 

Fourthly, and most importantly of all, there is one over-riding message about individual American attitudes. Whereas in the past, American films have often had a dominant feel-good factor, with the all-American hero saving the world and being reunited happily with his family in the final scenes – take as a prime example another Will Smith film (which happens this time to be total tosh), Independence Day - I Am Legend is different. To begin with, Smith’s wife and daughter are dead. The film springs this cleverly by making you think that they are alive and waiting for him, but we find out that they died the night New York descended into zombie-ridden anarchy. In the end, Smith sacrifices his own life to save that of others, indeed to save the world. There is no happy ending for him, and so the message is clear: modern American man may have to sacrifice everything to safeguard the future, and even before he does that he may have to accept that those he loves and cares for – those who are completely innocent – may have to suffer and die. The message in a post-9/11, post-Iraq world is again pretty obvious.

 So there you have it, a short run-through of the major propaganda messages embedded in Holywood’s latest. Having said all that though, it is surprisingly enjoyable and gripping as a disaster-action movie, and as I mentioned Smith’s acting, for example his relationship with his dog who is his only friend, and his portrayal of the effects of total isolation on a man, is convincing and at times moving. This is a far better propaganda film than, say, Top Gun, which is just sickening from start to finish, or Independence Day, which is just tripe. But ultimately, this is a film with an awful lot of messages for young Americans.

Friedrich Nietzsche and Bruce Springsteen Thursday, Dec 27 2007 

‘What on Earth could possibly link two such towering figures?’ I hear you cry! For while one is a philosopher with a funny moustache, the other is an American rock singer who calls himself The Boss.

The answer, my friends, is that both have been horribly misunderstood, and both have been apropriated by the Forces of Darkness…

The common image of Nietzsche is that he worshipped power, countenanced and encouraged cruelty to those he perceived as weak, and foretold the coming of an Aryan Master Race (this perception is so wide-spread that even my favourite living political philosopher, Jeremy Waldron, has subscribed to it, see for example his article Images of Charity and the Welfare State). This has come to be seen as the reason why Nietzsche was adopted by the Nazis as their philosopher of choice.

In fact, the common image held of Nietzsche arises *because* he was apropriated by the Nazis. Partly this was the Nazi’s deliberate distortion and manipulation of his text, partly his sister’s selective memory and supply of manuscripts, and partly war-time Allied propaganda. In truth Nietzsche abhored anti-semitism (in fact he admired the Jews), thought racism dispicable and the idea of an Aryan race simply idiotic, and did not worship power, and certainly not in any sense of the word as it is commonly applied. (For anyone interested in this, as well as Nietzsche’s philosophy generally, I absolutely insist that you read Walter Kaufmann’s “Nietzsche: Philosopher, Psychologist, Antichrist”).

Bruce Springsteen likewise is surrounded by a fog of misunderstanding. It is often held that he is the cultural embodiement of a self-deluded and nauseatingly mindless patriotic manifestation of the American Dream. That he represents stupidity, shallowness and everything that makes non-Americans feel sickly about American popular culture. Things were not helped by the Reagan Campaign Team deciding to make “Born in the USA” the official election soundtrack of that particular retard-monkey.

Yet The Boss should not be so cruely thought of. Indeed, reflecting upon some of his lyrics shows that while he might not be in any sense a great musician, he is a popular artist with something worth saying. Many of his songs are simply about the drudgery of growing up in small-town, going-nowhere America, with nothing to do but tinker with cars and dream of driving some place better. Take, for instance, Thunder Road:

“Well I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk
And my car’s out back if you’re ready to take that long walk
From your front porch to my front seat
The door’s open but the ride it ain’t free
And I know you’re lonely for words that I ain’t spoken
Tonight we’ll be free, all the promises will be broken
There were ghosts in the eyes of all the boys you sent away
They haunt this dusty beach road in the skeleton frames of burned-out Chevrolets
They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines roaring on
But when you get to the porch they’re gone on the wind, so Mary climb in
It’s a town full of losers, I’m pulling out of here to win”

Or alternatively, Badlands:

“But there’s one thing I know for sure girl I don’t give a damn
For the same old played out scenes baby I don’t give a damn
For just the in-betweens honey I want the heart I want the soul
I want control right now you better listen to me baby
Talk about a dream, try to make it real
You wake up in the night with a fear so real
You spend your life waiting for a moment that just don’t come
Well don’t waste your time waiting”

Of course, Bruce can be far more political. Take The River:

“Then I got Mary pregnant, and man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouse
And the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
No flowers no wedding dress

That night we went down to the river
And into the river we’d dive
Oh down to the river we did ride

I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company
But lately there ain’t been much work on account of the economy
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don’t remember, Mary acts like she don’t care”

Or if you want really blatant, in your face politics, how about a song about young men born in nowhere towns, sent to Vietnam, returning having lost friends and brothers to be told there is no work for them, and that they are not welcome:

“Born down in a dead man’s town
The first kick I took was when I hit the ground
You end up like a dog that’s been beat too much
Till you spend half your life just covering up

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Got in a little hometown jam so they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man says “Son if it was up to me”
Went down to see my V.A. man
He said “Son don’t you understand now”

I had a brother at Khe Sahn fighting off the Viet Cong
They’re still there he’s all gone
He had a woman he loved in Saigon
I got a picture of him in her arms now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I’m ten years burning down the road
Nowhere to run ain’t got nowhere to go”

Indeed, as long-term readers will remember me saying before, that an American Presidential Candidate could use a song with those lyrics to back his election, and could go on to win that election, is a sad indictment of American politics and American voters.

Anyway. I hope to have gone some way to clearing The Boss’ name. (For those particularly interested, I have a book forthcoming entitled “Springsteen: Rock Star, Guitar Hero, Messiah”).

Quote of the Day #7 Wednesday, Dec 26 2007 

“Conversely, if you are talking about how far removed the king is from the tyrant, in terms of true pleasure, you will find, when you complete the multiplication, that his life is nine – and twenty – and seven hundred-fold more pleasurable, and that a tyrant is more wretched by the same amount”

- That’s Plato in the Republic showing us that the just man’s life is 729 times more pleasurable than the unjust.

Of course, some miserable buggers just have to be rude and disagree:

“Some maintain, on the contrary, that we are happy when we are broken on the wheel, or fall into terrible misfortunes, provided that we are good. Whether they mean to or not, these people are talking nonesense.”

- Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics

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